welcome to the blue horeshoe!

((And so i had an epiphany.))

((So, as you all know, i hate cute. Despise it. it makes me want to destroy it. And then i realized.

That’s who i am. That’s what i am. The more it goes on, the more angry i get, the more dead inside i become, and then it hit me. I am a monster. I am crazy. I’m a killer. I can feel it. One day someday, i will kill someone. And end up alone, in a mental ward, cut of from everything, no control. I can not be a monster. I cannot be that person. Every single day i feel myself slipping more and more into the void, more and more my happiness is sapped. It now physically HURTS. it hurts to see something cute. And i’m a monster for it. I shouldn’t be allowed an opinion. I shouldn’t be allowed anything. I fail at everything, and watch as my dreams are crushed before me, and it kills me more and more.

And it will only take a little more for me to need to.

I need to do something about it, so i will. I need to. I can NOT be like this. I just cant. It hurts, physically. Hurts.

So i need to do something about it.

Thank you. All of you. You have no idea how much you all mean to me. I have no IRL friends. Even the ones i thought i did don’t like me. You guys made me happy. The single thing in this drab, dreary world. Its funny really.

So thank you.

-Oliver.))

Like with Cutter... I had been watching over this place, but he managed to slip my gaze... I chased after him for a while, too, after the incident happened...

shades-mage-of-space

“ah…yeah….”

*Robot eyes appear out of the darkness* Hello!

dantheawsome

He jumps. “A-AH!”

Ah... *takes a moment, then realizes something* Ah... I see. Anyway, my name is Shades... at least, that's what I go by. I'm a mage by trade and thought you might like having one on call... just in case something bad were to happen.

shades-mage-of-space

He gulps. “Something…Bad?”

Methinks it's only fair to tell us, so....what's your biggest fetish?

Anonymous

He looks down, and mutters. “Hooves.”

Hm... hello. How are you doing?

shades-mage-of-space

He turns to the newcomer. “Uh…Hello…well. Who are you?”

Fetish Anon here! You must now tell us what your biggest fetish is.~

Anonymous

He gulped. “W-why must i?”

Do you have a hoof fetish?

Anonymous

Caramel blushed. “N-no!”

Sorry, anon dare. *Makes you drink endowment potion.*

askclutch

“GAH” He blushes red, and go hides.

((DEAR SWEET MOTHER OF GOD.))

pinch-harmonic:

the-relationship-counselor:

thenewbronyintown:

the-relationship-counselor:

pinch-harmonic:

the-relationship-counselor:

((I JUST GOT OF THE PHONE AGAIN. IF I CALL, AT 8 AM (LA TIME) ON MONDAY…

I GET TO SPEAK TO NIC CAGE.

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((YOU LUCKY BASTARD! XD))

((I TOLD YOU ALL WE COULD DO IT!))

((WHAT??? WHAT???? WHAAAAAAAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! YOU LUCKY BASTARD!!!!!! I can’t………..I can’t……I’m all out of can’ts……………….

((YOU DO REALIZE THIS ISN’T JUST ME. YOU TECHNICALLY ALL CAN. WE CAN ALL SPEAK TO HIM.))

((JSKFLKJGSFGJL HSDHJWHJDLUKSGVLGF HVEH HERFGELJGF BEHFG

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((I MUST SAY ABOUT THE VIAGRA. WE ALL MUST.))